The List

What to Wear Shopping: Striped tights with legwarmers and pointy flats
What NOT to Wear: “I LOVE NORTH KOREA” shirt
What to Wear to Work: Skirt and boots; Mask on subway
What to Watch: Liv Tyler in Mt. Ranier coffee commercial
What to Shoe: Knee high boots with short trousers
How to Rebel: Go up the down stairs
What to Accessorize: Camera phone with 12 pounds of charms
Where to Shop: Harajuku and Omotesando
What to Drink: Beer from a vending machine
What to Conspicuously Consume: Louis Vuitton
What to Hair: Mullet (girl), Shag (boy)
What to Celebrate: White Day, March 14th
What to Makeup: Shu Uemura eyelash curler
What to Snack: Green tea KitKat
What to Eat: Sushi for breakfast at Tsujiki
What NOT to Eat: Foot-long sausage for breakfast
What to Read: Murakami with paper book cover
What to Touch: Automatic glass door buttons
What NOT to Touch: Doors on the taxi
What to Graffiti: NECK FACE, apparently
What to Yell: "Banzai!!!!!!"
What NOT to Yell: "There are so many J.A.P.’s in Murray Hill!"
(Editor: We mean Jewish American Princesses, silly!)
Where to go when you feel “Lost”: Barney’s New York in Ginza, for those familiar black bags
(Editor: And familiar prices, sadly)